Thanks for contributing to this thread. I quoted you in it, but it's even better if you can speak for yourself (and we all know that you can, quite well!).

InTheBasement,
I too ran into the "light everywhere" requirement under the realm of "light and ventilation," but I was able to legitimately avoid a window in my room by spec'ing mechanical ventilation, lots of permanent lighting, an battery-backup emergency light (which may or may not have been needed, I just wanted it), and agreeing that the occupancy certificate will clarify that the room will not be used as sleeping quarters.
Politely press your local building department until you get the point across that this is something you know can be done somehow and that you're willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen and be legitimate. If you convey that, then there's a good chance you'll have an ally on the other side of the permit counter who will work with you to find solutions that will fit.
If you truly are in an area that is "anti-studio," then to be honest, you're foolish to proceed with building it anyway -- because it may only be a matter of time before you're reported to the anti-studio gestappo by a neighbor who doesn't like what you're doing... Then you'll be faced with the consequences -- hefty fines, cease-and-desist notices, and possibly an order to demolish what you've done. You won't even have the worthless luxury of claiming ignorance.
In some cases, what we want to do is impossible (e.g., converting an entire garage into a studio when the planning department prohibits garage conversions of any kind). If that's the case, then your only legal option is to move or (longshot) apply for a variance. That's just reality.
Sorry if that comes across harshly... But it's the dog-gone honest truth, and you (and everyone) deserve nothing less.
Kathy,
I'll spare you the lecture if you follow through and get your permit!

--Keith
