Speaking of which, did that explanation make sense? Or did your thumb just burn out? It's so much easier to 'splain things in person, 'cause you get to actually SEE the glazed look in the eyes so you can try a different analogy...
You spoke loud and clear Steve. I got the picture. Sorta(glazed look appears, dumb look follows, "huh" forms in mind, brain sends.. "wha the f...", urge to scratch head gets stronger, reader stares at text for days, 2+2=5 becomes fact ) Sure, I gottcha(reader lies) No problem(tongue becomes dry, sweat appears on forehead) Yea, the pants and thumb explaination did the trick Steve(reader licks blister and curses). Well, I guess that about wraps that one up huh?(reader breaths deep, rolls eyes) Like I said though, no more electrical stuff from me, ok?(reader crosses fingers) So, "haul ash" is what you good ole boys call it huh?
(reader makes feeble attempt at diversion but it is useless) "Hey Steve, think ya could .....FUCK IT...FUCK IT.....NO I DON'T understand the positive/negative thing one IOTA!
Never have. Never will.(readers face becomes BEET RED with embarrassment) Ain't no analogy in the world that will 'splain that one.(BIG sigh of relief) SO WHAT IF I'M A BRAIN DEAD MORON WITHOUT A CLUE. so what if I'm ignorant. so what if....if I CAN"T GRASP the simplist concept in the world. I DON"T GET IT> OK>>IS THAT GOOD 'NUFF FOR YA?(reader trembles) so....will ya still speak to a dummy?
Good god, I did it again.......think I'll go for a walk.
(reader walks away thinking "now how in the fuck do those Tesla coils work, hmmm, must be related to radio spark gap coils....or somethin")
fitZ
alright, breaks over , back on your heads......
Spare time.....whats that? (But notice I spend what little I have to post rediculous stuff like this though. 
